Dueling Butter Knives

Text Romance (a parody)

The DBK! — Fri, 10 May 2013 15:54:21 +0000

Text Romance (a parody). Thanks to Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Don’t know her? Hint: Some people go gaga over her music.

This is just my way of saying/singing that I think the sound of the the human voice is sexier than text abbreviations. Pick up the phone, and call that boo!

Enjoy!

SoxFest 2013

The DBK! — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 06:03:32 +0000

Trey Kalny (AKA T-Rock) and I went to SoxFest 2013 back in January.

We had some fun catching up with former Dash players, and also interviewed some current White Sox fans. Check it!

“Thank God For Furniture Polish”

The DBK! — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 05:56:11 +0000

Second CIty Short Contest – January 2013 edition

Must contain the sentence “Thank God for furniture polish.”

Deck the Halls, Y’all

The DBK! — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 23:31:53 +0000

When life hands you lemons…

Well, duh.

When life hands you a dancing penguin…

Again… well, duh.

CHALLENGE: I challenge you to make a music video with this penguin.
-Trey K., Winston-Salem, NC

As Heard By Lissa Rose – ep. 6

The DBK! — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 05:42:26 +0000

As Heard By Lissa Rose
Episode 6: Election

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STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 7.

As Heard By Lissa Rose – ep. 5

The DBK! — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 21:34:18 +0000

As Heard By Lissa Rose
Episode 5: Halloween

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STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 6.

The return of “Which Way is Witch?”

The DBK! — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 18:15:49 +0000

Luna Trick (Sarah Barnhardt) has some seriously sinister plans for Halloween. But then Sweetie Treat (Miranda Lowder), her unknowing nemesis (and cousin), arrives for a surprise sleepover! Will Luna be able to terrorize her neighborhood as planned? Will Sweetie survive the evening with her evil cousin? Will the girls brush their teeth before bedtime?

Back by popular demand, come spend an hour with the two wackiest cousins ever to spook the Halloween stage and the entire cast of incompetent sidekicks and crazy relatives!

Fun for the whole family! Tickets can be purchased with cash or check at the door or in advance on line at www.paperlanterntheatre.com

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WHO: Paper Lantern Theatre Company
WHAT: Which Way is Witch? by Ross Mihalko (Halloween fundraiser)
WHEN: October 25-28, 2011 (Thursday the 25 @ 7pm, Friday the 26 @ 7pm, Saturday the 27 @ 2pm & 7pm, Sunday the 28 @ 2pm)
WHERE: Summit School, Black Box Theatre
2100 Reynolda Road, Winston-Salem, NC 27106
WHY: Because it’s Halloween!
COST: $10 for children and adults
TICKETS: Purchase at the door (CASH OR CHECK ONLY!) or in advance online: www.paperlanterntheatre.com

CHALLENGE: Poker Face?

The DBK! — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 16:15:50 +0000

CHALLENGE: I challenge you to have a 45 second conversation entirely in facial expressions. Music can be added in post production, but the actual “conversation” must be soundless. This conversation can be with one other person or…get ready for it…with yourself! Movie Magic! The convo cannot be under 45 seconds but may be longer if need be. En garde, comedienne

-Emilia G., Charlotte, NC

Best Dog Coat

The DBK! — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:09:32 +0000

Decorations go up in October, which proves that it’s never too soon to start shopping for Christmas. Here’s an idea of what to get for your canine companion(s).

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WHO: Lux Pet Products
WHAT: Manufacturer of fleece dog coats
WHERE: Participating pet stores and online
WHY: Because they’re easy to put on… and take off.

For more information, visit www.luxpetproducts.com

NEW SERIES: Hashtag Boredumb

The DBK! — Thu, 31 May 2012 19:52:15 +0000

Growing up, if my mother ever heard us kids say “I’m booooored,” she would suggest that perhaps we clean the toilets with a toothbrush. That idea was never very appealing. Needless to say, my siblings and I quickly learned to find ways to entertain ourselves.

To this day, I rarely find myself in a state of boredom. To ensure that this continues, Alex, JJ, Trey and I have started a new hidden camera series…

HASHTAG BOREDUMB: Downtown Winston-Salem
“Will you hold these?”

Enjoy!

PS Thanks to all of our participants! And high fives to the only 3 people who spotted the camera and were going to be in the video, but Sarah’s an idiot and forgot to press record.